i was raised with a poor sense of humor. one of my earliest memories is being in the car and seeing and hearing my dad point to the guy jogging on the side of the road and say "look, a road runner."
i was surprised to see family guy make a joke similar to one i thought of: i want a pet owl so i can name it dr. who.
as dumb as they are, i can't help write them down. last night my dogs were going "barbarbarbarbar" and i turned and said "you guys are alcoholics!"